My First Kiss...

I cringe a lot at my first kiss and my second and third and forth... You get the idea. I think the main reason I cringe so bad is because of the guys I chose. Here's a quick tip for those yet to experience their first kiss, don't do it with the first guy that wants you or in front of all your friends! 

A lot of people don't believe how unlucky I am with men. Seriously, 100% of the guys I have seen in my short 20 years on earth have been idiots. But I would like to add I am not a slut, I wish I could attract enough guys!
Anyway I'm getting carried away.. My first kiss. It was when I was 10 or 11 years old and it was with a boy I had been going out with for months. (Don't worry this was my first and last kiss for years after.) So it was right on top of a cliff in front of a load of our friends. I never wanted to do it but my best friend at the time was so persistent on seeing it and he didn't see it as a big deal because he had done it loads before. I can't remember too much about the kiss itself (shows how good it was) but wow I was so embarrassed. I was so worried incase someone I knew saw! It was in such an open area, on a footpath and the cliff was overlooking a busy beach. 

After we kissed, my (so called) best friend asked him if the kiss was better or worse than his ex - may I add his ex was the popular, super pretty girl at school. His reply was "it was ok but ...(his ex)... Was much better". I was horrified, my boyfriend of months had told me to my face that his ex was better. I remember wondering what the hell I did wrong, I did everything like in the movies! Anyway, I then found out that he only said that because he still wanted her and ended up cheating on me up the park when everyone else played truth or dare. Don't worry later in life I realised how bad he was. He also turned super ugly and weird and never got the cool pretty girl. Karma is a bitch.

I still cringe just thinking about our relationship, he gave me his mums jewellery and everything! Oh how serious year 5 relationships were. 

8 comments:

  1. Wow you started young ;) lol just kidding! My first "snog" was when I was 13 I think. But mind you times are moving so much quicker these days. I know I'm only a few years older, but guess it make a difference from back then? Anyway the cute ones always do turn out to be the toads as they get older haha! So yeah karma does her work pretty well there ;) hopefully she worked her magic on you "best friend" at the time too? Cheeky cow for asking him that (at all) let alone in front of you xx

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    1. Haha I guess I did, but that's all I did for many years after! They have! I dread the think how young people are doing these things now. Haha you're funny. Thanks for reading! Xx

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  2. really nice read and well arranged too

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  3. Nice to read I like your style. It is really well done job !
    Kisses :*

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  4. Such a personal story so brave for sharing :) I had my first kiss quite late ... When I was 18 but I waited until I was ready because I never had boyfriends at school and I'm glad for it too x

    Leanne | www.oohsimplething.blogspot.co.uk

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    1. Thank you! Yeah I waited quite a while after that traumatic experience! Haha xx

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